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  THE ACTUAL README
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  Hi, I'm Luca. I like figuring out how things work, making them
  useful, and sharing what I learn along the way.

  Gaming tools. Useful experiments. Little corners of the web.

  Approach ...... Build. Test. Iterate. (Occasionally: detonate.)
  Fuel .......... Curiosity

  Thanks for clicking the button. People like you keep the web fun.

                                                        - - - -  Luca

  P.S. No pixels were harmed in the making of this explosion.
       Several dashes were.